Of Mannequins and Manners

The mannequins were not just headless, but were often missing many other body parts, and clothes, as well. It seems mannequins come into the world as we do, in the altogether, but here they lacked the decency to cover up. Photo credit: Patrice Johnson
by Paul Crandall
December, 2019. The mannequins arrived on the front lawn of an unassuming house in the 800 block of S. Clinton Street sometime around Halloween. Or perhaps they arrived before that — they would have been easier to overlook before the fall foliage fell away. At Halloween, they served as one grotesque public tableau among many. But these were no dancing skeletons, no crude white-sheet ghosts hanging from trees. The mannequins were not just headless, but were often missing many other body parts, and clothes, as well. It seems mannequins come into the world as we do, in the altogether, but here they lacked the decency to cover up.
The mannequins’ nudity, and the whiff of sexuality they visited upon that unkempt front lawn, amidst the out-of-season hammock and furniture in various stages of tipover and disrepair, got people’s attention. As colorful, glittering Christmas lights and displays appeared on eaves and in front yards and the townsfolk sang O Christmas Tree, the mannequins sang Superfreak, and carried on with their suspiciously foreign ways.
Headless, armless, legless torsos littered the ground. Gleaming white buttocks mooned the busiest street in town. An unholy pile of naked bodies, waist-down-only and not anatomically correct, crowded a corner near a front fence that carried a sign declaring “no trespassing” to traffic passing by. From time to time, as the mood hit them, they’d shift their poses.
What was this? Was it art? (Even as townspeople took to social media to discuss the display, bananas duct-taped to a wall famously sold for over $100,000 apiece at a Miami art exhibition.) Just what was the intent? Was it blight? Is intentional blight worse than careless, accidental blight? The discussion that developed online failed to fully illuminate, though there were many comments in favor of the display, and some applauded the way it seemed to raise a big, public middle finger to the sensibilities of the village. A suggestion that maybe the mannequins could be clothed when windchill dipped to single digits seemed especially well intentioned.

A suggestion that maybe the mannequins could be clothed when windchill dipped to single digits seemed especially well intentioned. Photo credit: Patrice Johnson
As it turned out, even without the nudity or the weird, provocative poses, or the unfortunate juxtaposition of the arriviste mannequins with the heavy emotional freight of Christmas displays, the spectacle might well have cast a disturbing spell of loathing and revulsion among a fair number of observers. This is due to a curious hypothesized relationship called “the uncanny valley.”
Wikipedia cites articles in Cognition, Robotics and Automation, AI & Society and other journals in spelling out the “uncanny valley” concept, which suggests that an entity appearing almost human risks eliciting cold, eerie feelings of repugnance in observers. The idea is attributed to robotics professor Masahiro Mori, who wrote about it almost 50 years ago. But it’s hardly gathering dust in academia, as the creep factor of not-quite-right humanoids throws up challenges in robotics, 3D computer animation, virtual and augmented reality and other red-hot fields.
And now, behold! Here, blind chance has provided the creeped out among us our own in vivo laboratory where we can put “uncanny valley” through its paces. Perhaps instead of trying to put our finger on just exactly what it is that bugs us about these inanimate plastic objects, we should simply embrace them in the name of cognitive science. In other words, we may not know horsefeathers about augmented reality or 3D computer animation, but we know what we don’t like.
©Paul Crandall 2019
Love your perspective, Paul.
Elizabeth Marie me too!
Thanks, Elizabeth! Thanks, Julie!
Elizabeth Marie Thanks, Elizabeth!
This was perfectly written.
Erin Clifton Wow! Thanks lots, Erin!
I second this! Truthful, insightful, and not too serious. You’ve framed this perfectly.
Erin Leigh Gancer Thank you!
The sociology of art. Excellent story.
Thanks, Naomi!
Excellent writing! It was a good read 💚
Kelly Scurlock-Collison Thanks, Kelly!
Well written, appreciate your Non-biased opinion on a controversial subject. Would love to see you write more Paul on subjects like these. Lots to talk about in Stockbridge and some conversations are long overdue.
Geri Uihlein Thanks, Geri!
Paul Crandall thank you
Terri Roe! Your favorite house!🤣🤪
Amber Vranish 😂
I wouldnt want it next to my house
Jean Dickinson Sweet my exact thoughts. but I was afraid to say it in fear of getting kicked out!
Yes, very well written Paul!!!! I don’t love the look is all I’ll say 🤷♀️
Laura Brown Thanks, Laura!
Very well written.
I would give this writing assignment an F as it is not news its an opinion essay that is biased.I did not know mannaquins came into the world as we do, i always thought they were mannufatured.knowing this does that mean they have to bare the pain of child birth? Have they sinned? If so by all means they should be caned in the town square.and please dont slam my lawn guy for an unkept lawn. He does work hard and takes pride in his trade. I personally enjoy the pleasures of my hammock all year long. You are depriving yourself of many pleasures if you limit a hammock use to a season. The manny’s do like Rick James.They alsi like Kid Rock and his song that says finger in the air and the flag still waving.The body parts you say were littered and piled in heaps are a result of vandelism, and i was in the process of repurposing my junk that i call art. Un canny valley was an interesting read.Does it pertain? I dont know i have yet to see a human without a head. And also we do not get to choose what the universe allows us to see, weather we like it or not. Our only choice is how we react to the things we know we dont like. And a merry xmas stockbridge you sure do treat me nice. And thank you Paul you been a wonderful muse